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segunda-feira, julho 31, 2006
sexta-feira, julho 28, 2006
quinta-feira, julho 27, 2006
quarta-feira, julho 26, 2006
Mexicanos bebem cerveja de Homer Simpson
Os ardorosos fãs de The Simpsons, desenho animado que já é sucesso garantido em vários países, têm um bom motivo para comemorar. Os telespectadores poderão agora jogar conversa fora e se deliciar com a cerveja predileta de Homer Simpson, a Duff Beer, que vem sendo vendida no México.
No bar mexicano La Taberna de Mou, localizado em Guadalajara, é possível jogar conversa fora com os amigos, devidamente calibrada pela Duff Beer, consagrada ao longo dos episódios da série televisiva como a marca registrada do patriarca dos Simpsons.
O fundo do poço tem porão
O Frank Aguiar lançou a sua versão de "Eu vou te deletar do meu orkut". Ouça aqui e, se não sabe do que se trata, veja de onde veio essa obra prima da toscaria.
terça-feira, julho 25, 2006
Esse posts é apenas para nerds e programadores em Java. Ou seja, é pra mesma pessoa:
- Chuck Norris serializes objects straight into human skulls.
- Chuck Norris doesn't deploy web applications, he roundhouse kicks them into the server.
- Chuck Norris always uses his own design patterns, and his favorite is the Roundhouse Kick.
- Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.
- Chuck Norris can hit you so hard your web app will turn into a swing application, and a very bad swing application containing lots of icons of human skulls.
- Chuck Norris demonstrated the meaning of Float.POSITIVE_INFINITY by counting to it, twice.
- A synchronize doesn't protect against Chuck Norris, if he wants the object, he takes it.
- Chuck Norris doesn't use javac, he codes java by using a binary editor on the class files.
- Chuck Norris' java code never needs to be optimized. His code is so fast that it broke the speed of light during a test run in Sun's labs killing 37 people.
- When someone attempts to use one of Chuck Norris' deprecated methods, they automatically get a roundhouse kick to the face at compile time.
- The java.lang package originally contained a ChuckNorris class, but it punched its way out the package during a design review and roundhouse kicked Bill Joy in the face.
- Chuck Norris never has a bug in his code, EVER!
- Chuck Norris doesn't write code. He stares at a computer screen until he gets the program he wants.
- Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.
- Chuck Norris' binary edited classes ignore Java bytecode verifier.
- Chuck Norris methods doesn't catch exceptions because no one has the guts to throw any at them.
- Chuck Norris will cast a value to any type just by staring at it.
- If you get a ChuckNorrisException you'll probably die.
- Chuck Norris is the only one who can use goto and const in Java.
- Chuck Norris can compile Java code in .NET Framework, obviously just by staring at it.
- Chuck dont need to catch an Exception because Java is afraid of the "flying tornado kick" at the moment it throws.
- Chuck Norris's code can roundhouse kick all other Java Objects' privates.
- Java visibility levels are public, default, protected, private and "protected by Chuck Norris", don't try to access a field with this last modifier!!
- Chuck Norris eats JavaBeans and Roundhouse Kicks JavaServer Faces!
- Chuck Norris can divide by 0!
- Garbage collector only runs on Chuck Norris code to collect the bodies.
- Chuck Norris code uses agressive heap natively.
- Every single line code of Chuck Norris runs in real time. Even in a multi threading application.
- When a CPU load a Chuck Norris class file, it doubles the speed.
- Chuck Norris can execute 64bit lenght instructions in a 32bit CPU.
- Chuck Norris implements "Indestructible". All the other creatures implements "Killable".
- Chuck Norris only program Java web applications to get a .WAR in the end.
- Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a Java class very hard. The result is known as a inner class.
- Chuck Norris can do multiple inheritance in Java.
- JVM never throws exceptions to Chuck Norris, not anymore. 753 killed Sun engineers is enough.
- Chuck Norris doesn't need unit tests because his code always work. ALWAYS.
- Chuck Norris extends God.
- Chuck Norris workstation has so memory and it's so powerful that he could run all java applications in the world and get 2% of resources usage.
- Chuck Norris codes generics since 1.3.
- Chuck Norris' classes can't be decompiled... don't bother trying.
Para aqueles que não entenderam nada porque não entendem nada de inglês nem de java uma piada.
A filha faz 18 anos e o pai está todo feliz por emitir
o último cheque da pensão que paga à ex-mulher.
Chega para a filha e pede que lhe conte a cara da mãe,
ao dizer-lhe que é o último cheque que ela verá da parte dele.
A filha entrega o cheque a mãe e volta a casa do pai
para lhe dar a resposta.
- Diga filha, qual foi a reação dela ?
- Ela mandou lhe dizer que você não é o meu pai.
e pra quem não entende nada nem de ingles nem java e nem portugues um video.
- Chuck Norris doesn't deploy web applications, he roundhouse kicks them into the server.
- Chuck Norris always uses his own design patterns, and his favorite is the Roundhouse Kick.
- Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.
- Chuck Norris can hit you so hard your web app will turn into a swing application, and a very bad swing application containing lots of icons of human skulls.
- Chuck Norris demonstrated the meaning of Float.POSITIVE_INFINITY by counting to it, twice.
- A synchronize doesn't protect against Chuck Norris, if he wants the object, he takes it.
- Chuck Norris doesn't use javac, he codes java by using a binary editor on the class files.
- Chuck Norris' java code never needs to be optimized. His code is so fast that it broke the speed of light during a test run in Sun's labs killing 37 people.
- When someone attempts to use one of Chuck Norris' deprecated methods, they automatically get a roundhouse kick to the face at compile time.
- The java.lang package originally contained a ChuckNorris class, but it punched its way out the package during a design review and roundhouse kicked Bill Joy in the face.
- Chuck Norris never has a bug in his code, EVER!
- Chuck Norris doesn't write code. He stares at a computer screen until he gets the program he wants.
- Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.
- Chuck Norris' binary edited classes ignore Java bytecode verifier.
- Chuck Norris methods doesn't catch exceptions because no one has the guts to throw any at them.
- Chuck Norris will cast a value to any type just by staring at it.
- If you get a ChuckNorrisException you'll probably die.
- Chuck Norris is the only one who can use goto and const in Java.
- Chuck Norris can compile Java code in .NET Framework, obviously just by staring at it.
- Chuck dont need to catch an Exception because Java is afraid of the "flying tornado kick" at the moment it throws.
- Chuck Norris's code can roundhouse kick all other Java Objects' privates.
- Java visibility levels are public, default, protected, private and "protected by Chuck Norris", don't try to access a field with this last modifier!!
- Chuck Norris eats JavaBeans and Roundhouse Kicks JavaServer Faces!
- Chuck Norris can divide by 0!
- Garbage collector only runs on Chuck Norris code to collect the bodies.
- Chuck Norris code uses agressive heap natively.
- Every single line code of Chuck Norris runs in real time. Even in a multi threading application.
- When a CPU load a Chuck Norris class file, it doubles the speed.
- Chuck Norris can execute 64bit lenght instructions in a 32bit CPU.
- Chuck Norris implements "Indestructible". All the other creatures implements "Killable".
- Chuck Norris only program Java web applications to get a .WAR in the end.
- Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a Java class very hard. The result is known as a inner class.
- Chuck Norris can do multiple inheritance in Java.
- JVM never throws exceptions to Chuck Norris, not anymore. 753 killed Sun engineers is enough.
- Chuck Norris doesn't need unit tests because his code always work. ALWAYS.
- Chuck Norris extends God.
- Chuck Norris workstation has so memory and it's so powerful that he could run all java applications in the world and get 2% of resources usage.
- Chuck Norris codes generics since 1.3.
- Chuck Norris' classes can't be decompiled... don't bother trying.
Para aqueles que não entenderam nada porque não entendem nada de inglês nem de java uma piada.
A filha faz 18 anos e o pai está todo feliz por emitir
o último cheque da pensão que paga à ex-mulher.
Chega para a filha e pede que lhe conte a cara da mãe,
ao dizer-lhe que é o último cheque que ela verá da parte dele.
A filha entrega o cheque a mãe e volta a casa do pai
para lhe dar a resposta.
- Diga filha, qual foi a reação dela ?
- Ela mandou lhe dizer que você não é o meu pai.
e pra quem não entende nada nem de ingles nem java e nem portugues um video.
Kama Sutra para leitura
Tá rolando por aí esse link para o Kama Sutra 3D, com uma série de figuras em três dimensões representando diversas posições sexuais. Você só não sabia é que existe um manual que ensina posições para você ler o Kama Sutra. Muito bem sacado.
Os logotipos da Internet 2.0
A revolução da internet também aposta alto na mudança de visual das grandes empresas (e no modismo dos designers). Veja.
A magnífica história de um cara que fez um enema no seu gato. Em versão ilustrada, é óbvio (se não seria muito menos engraçado).
quinta-feira, julho 20, 2006
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